Folks, I have to be honest with you: this is one of the ugliest Prada handbags I have ever seen in my entire life.  Honestly, just looking at it sears my retinas, makes my head hurt, and sort of makes me feel like throwing up in my mouth a little bit. This is the Prada Mini Nappa Striped Hobo bag, and while it does not take away from my love for nappa leather, it does make me wish that gold no longer counted as an acceptable color.

There’s no question that I’m not a fan of gold. Even as far as jewelry goes, I won’t mess with yellow gold. White gold is all I can handle, because it doesn’t look like gold at all. There are, of course, exceptions to that rule … but this Prada purse definitely is not one of them. This is so god awfully ugly that I don’t even know what to do with myself. I cannot even find a word in my considerable vocabulary to describe how very much I hate this frigging bag.

I can, however, articulate why it rubs me the wrong way so vigorously and mercilessly. For one thing, it looks like a holdover from the disco area. This is the kind of loud, ostentatious, gaudy bag you could have expected to see during the golden days of Studio 54. And betwixt me and thee, I wish it had stayed there. The verdict? Well duh, darlings — if I ever see anyone actually carrying this bag around, I’ll probably be tempted to kick them in the shins.